Family Blogs

Married people love to Blog. I could prove this to you by linking to lots of married people’s Blogs. Let me save us all the trouble of needless Internet wandering and tell you the straight truth. They are numerous; they are everywhere; and they are all of them BORING.

Major topics covered by so-called “Family” Blogs are small in number:
The recent achievements/exploits of children, pictures of children, and crafting projects.

If you find any or all of that thrilling you are probably a married Blogger.

I am looking for Blogs that have witty commentary about society at large. Blogs that poke fun at the guy sitting behind you at the movie theater. Blogs that reminisce about that one time in high school when the streaker ran through the lunchroom right at your best girlfriend. Blogs that discuss where the best French fry in town can be purchased. Blogs with substance.

Here’s the truth of the matter, Married Bloggers:

I don’t care about your kids or that they have learned to roll over.
I don’t need to see pictures of your kids.
I couldn’t care less about the day spent at the park with your kids.
I am bored out of my mind looking at videos of your kid saying “hi”.
I hate the new craft you have created for the nursery.

Until you start to Blog about something interesting, please don’t continue to bombard me—your single friend—with Emails linking me to your Blog. We can still stay connected through Facebook and by avoiding your Blog, I’ll probably like you more.